Random "Overheardings"

Time Magazine just released The 50 Coolest Websites for 2005. I am familiar with most of them, but Overheard in the Office is a new one for me, and now one of my favorites. Here are some of the best "overheardings" from the site:

Techie #1: You know what's better than eating girl scout cookies?
Techie #2: Eating girl scouts?
Techie #1: Um, I was going to say, "eating girl scout cookies with milk".
Techie #2: Yeah, that's pretty good too.
Techie #1: You're a fucking sicko.

Girl: It said my cookies aren't turned on? What am I supposed to do, pour some milk on myself and show them my tits?

Employee: Ew! You're dousing your sandwich in tabasco sauce!
Intern: I'm dousing it in self-hatred.

PR gal: We need a really memorable tag line, like "Stop, Drop and Roll" from the '80s. Whatever happened to that, anyway?
Intern guy: It still works if you're on fire.

Co-worker: If you could un-fuck this situation, I'd appreciate it.