eBay auction: My Girlfriend Cheated On Me With A Devil-Worshiping Midget

This has got to be the greatest eBay auction ever. Only in West Virginia:

"NOW HERE IS WHAT HAPPEND. AFTER LIVING TOGETHER FOR A YEAR AND A HALF, ONE NIGHT SHE NEVER CAME HOME. I THEN FOUND OUT THAT SHE SPENT THE NIGHT WITH A MIDGET. THE DUDE IS SHORTER THAN HER AND THE HAIR IS LONGER TOO. OH DID I MENTION THAT HE WORSHIPS THE DEVIL?"

This guy is now selling unflattering pics of the ex on eBay.