Vice Magazine's "Do's and Don't's"

We here at RA love Vice Magazine. If nothing else, it introduced us to the wonders of TV Carnage. Now they have their glorious "Do's and Don't's." Forget that shit you see in the back of women's magazines that tell you not to wear white after Labor Day or other unimportant bullshit. These are do's and don't's you can actually use, such as not pissing yourself when you pass out and not trying to act sexy when you do drunken karaoke in a wool hat. Let's face it, we've all been there.