Oasis are bastards

Don't really give a damn about their music, but I love how these guys are just unabashed assholes. I'll love Liam Gallagher forever just for his hatred of Coldplay and Chris Martin's "gawky bird," as he called Martin's wife Gwynnie. Here is a list of quotes not from their songs, but just some of the random bastard things they say in the press, which is where their real genius lies.