Wednesday, August 31, 2005

FDA Director of Women's Health steps down over Plan B

Finally! Someone in the FDA with integrity!

From her announcement: "The recent decision announced by the
Commissioner about emergency contraception, which continues to limit women's
access to a product that would reduce unintended pregnancies and reduce
abortions is contrary to my core commitment to improving and advancing women's

Women can't get the morning-after pill, but sex offenders can get taxpayer-funded Viagra.

Good for Susan Wood. More people need to stand up to this administration.

The Bush Administration blows goats and other statements of the obvious

If you've ever had your head so far up your ass that you can't figure out how awful this administration is, just take a look at the Washington Post every now and then. In the midst of the Katrina disaster, the Bushfucks take it upon themselves to allow the fucking power plants to pollute even more than ever. He and his cronies in the oil, coal and gas industries are making money hand over fist, while many Americans soon won't be able to afford the gas it takes for them to drive to work.
Not only that, but thanks to the administration's dirty little tricks like foot-dragging and delaying, SCOTUS nominee John "Assbag" Roberts' horrible judicial record is just now being seen by the Democrats. This is the sleaziest, greediest, most shameful administration in our history. The only consolation is that the moron's approval ratings are at an all-time low, thanks to the gas prices and his fucked-up war for oil "freedom."

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Bruce Campbell is back!

The Screaming Brain, starring Bruce Campbell and Stacy Keach. What more could you ask for? Except maybe to have it directed by Lloyd Kaufman...

Click here to download the sweet-ass poster.

Ann Coulter has "worn out her welcome" at the Arizona Daily Star

YES! I'm all for free speech, but goddamn, this woman just spews vitriol from her pores. I don't know any conservatives that spout the kind of hate this cunt does.

From the article:

"Finally, we've decided that syndicated columnist Ann Coulter has worn out her welcome. Many readers find her shrill, bombastic and mean-spirited. And those are the words used by readers who identified themselves as conservatives."

Ed's note: This and other wonderful comics can be found at Striporama.

Maryland religious leaders join together to support gay marriage!!

This is wonderful. No matter how many nasty remarks I make about organized religion, I do understand what an important role it plays in the fight for equal rights for gays and lesbians. I love to see that these religious leaders have recognized that everyone should have the same rights and protections no matter what hole they stick it in.

Monday, August 29, 2005

Get a pint down your neck

Oasis songwriter Noel Gallagher on the band's influence on rock music: "We were the first people to come out and say, 'The world's a great place, life is for living. Forget grunge music. Get a pint of Guinness down your neck, and pick that guitar up.'"

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Mayor Anthony Williams' blog

Has anyone read this dreck? It makes Fred Durst's blog sound like Shakespeare wrote it. No wonder he never updates it.

Friday, August 19, 2005

John Roberts is an assbag

There is NO EXCUSE for this pig. He actually said that equal pay for men and women is "anti-capitalist." How can this douche replace Sandra Day O'Connor? I swear, this whole administration is sending us back to the Dark Ages.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

The Return of Mosh Girl

Just because this picture never gets old. Even the following Photoshops can't hold a candle to the original. If only someone had gotten it on video. She would put the Star Wars Kid to shame.

*Ed's note- NSFW ads in the link.

The Aristocrats

Good news, kids. The Penn and Teller documentary about the world's dirtiest joke is playing in DC. I haven't been to see it yet, myself. I first heard the joke a few months ago, when I heard Cartman tell it.

Ed's note: The Cartman Hitler costume has nothing to do with the joke, it's just the funniest pic I have of him.

Top 70 Profane, Rude or Inappropriate Movie Quotes

Props to Crushed By Inertia for this fabulous list of inappropriate movie quotes.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

The $1 Ghetto Pirate Costume

The plans for the Halloween reception are coming along nicely. We've registered at Crate and Barrel and Target, secured the location, interviewed DJs and photographers and made plans for the moon bounce.

My only stipulation for guests is that they come in costume. Not just one of those crappy draw-a-black-circle-around-my-eye-and-write-a-big-"P"-on-my-shirt-and-I'm-a-black-eyed-pea costume, but a really creative one. Have fun with it! Something like the $1 Pirate Costume would be great if you have this guy's attitude!

Monday, August 15, 2005

Whatever happened to the Misanthropic Bitch?

I know, I know she's still around, but I wish she'd update more often. She used to have the best site on the Net. Her mailings were a joy to behold - dead baby jokes, stories of people too stupid to live, etc.

I know she's out of school and probably has a life now, but I'd like to see her make a full comeback.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

The Tara Reid Drinking Game!

The geniuses over at Liquid Generation have created the Tara Reid drinking game.

Try to lose when you play it. Her comments are hilarious.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

The Wonderful World of Penis Unicorns!

Sometimes there just are no words.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Dan Snyder's a dickbag

I love the Redskins, but Snyder's a pompous, selfish assblaster. Bribing the park service to cut down huge old trees in a protected area just so he could have a better view of the Potomac? Hey Snyder, here's a thought: Get off your bloated ass and take a WALK by the river if you want to see it so badly.

100 Movie Quotes the Potty-Mouthed Hipster Shouldn't Be Without

I'm still partial to: "How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?"
- Orgazmo
"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I were suffocating and your balls had oxygen!"
- Female Trouble

-Ed's note:This pic is a tshirt from Cat and Girl. Go there and read the comics immediately.

Katherine Harris is not only fugly, but batshit crazy

Many of you might have read recently that Gargoyle Congresswoman Katherine Harris claims that those nightmare-inducing photos of her from the 2000 campaign were doctored by the papers to make her look like Tammy Faye threw up on her. (How do you explain the live TV clips then, sweetie?)

Apparently she's still upset by the makeup jokes and is trying to make herself appear more attractive. This horrifying clip from Hannity & Colmes could possibly prevent you from ever having a stiffy again. I know I was a guy until I watched it. My penis immediately raced up inside me and became a vagina after viewing.

Via Crooks and Liars
Newshounds has a great take on it as well.

Monday, August 08, 2005

Kid gets community service for giving a Purple Nurple

What is the world coming to when kids can't torture their friends? If a titty twister was the worst I ever got as a kid, I wouldn't be the strong, yet deranged adult that I am today. Jeez. Let the kids get a few bruises. We're turning the next generation into an army of Ralph Wiggums with all this overprotection.

Friday, August 05, 2005

Sean Astin in a Speedo

I don't care if you have the body of a taut, preteen Swedish boy. No one looks good in a Speedo.

Nut Bra

Normally, picturing an old guy's saggy teabags don't exactly crack me up. It actually took me years of therapy to stop having that nightmare. However, this commercial for The Nut Bra was my first big laugh of the day. Best line: "My nuts look like Clint Eastwood!"

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Coke can tuxedo

I've always been a fan of the duct tape tuxedos, but this is quite creative, too.
Keep up the great work with the DIY kids!

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Midget Oprah!

I'm not a fan of Oprah, but this is still pretty sweet.

If there was a midget Bruce Campbell, I'd track him down and keep him as a pet. Or love slave, depending on my mood.

Thanks to Michele the Dirty Whore for the pics.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill

The guy over at Why I Hate DC had a great post about this ridiculous feature put out by The Hill. It really is sad that this is unironic, and that it just features a bunch of people who look like they're made of Wonderbread.

"Come to Butthead..."

Fuck Wal Mart

Anyone who shops at Wal Mart or supports them in any way should be dragged naked through a street full of rusty carpenter nails. It is refreshing to see that the left wing is FINALLY organizing a great movement and possibly forcing a huge, evil corporation to change its ways. Let's keep up the good work y'all.

80's Ads

Just a few commercials from the 80's for those pop culture whores who are feeling nostalgic.