Friday, September 30, 2005

Random pic

This is my new favorite picture.

Random pic of the day

The truth behind those Hot Topic shirts. Enjoy.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Not so random pic of the day

Cafe Saint-Ex is a great little bistro over near U St. I've always liked them, but now I love them after seeing this.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

New feature here at Random Aggression

It's the random pic of the day. No further explanation needed, I hope!

Saturday, September 24, 2005

We met Yogi the Pug!

Yogi is something of a local celebrity here in the DC/Northern Virginia area. He had a stroke when he was a puppy and now his tongue won't go back in his mouth. Meeting Yogi was the highlight of the lame Blocktoberfest that took place in Ballston today. Yogi and his owner were both gracious to me, even though I acted like an obnoxious groupie. I didn't have a camera, so the pic below is from my crappy camera phone.
Go to Yogi's site to see better pics of him! You can also get some Yogi schwag and help support victims of Hurricane Katrina.

Friday, September 23, 2005

Disco He-Man does 4 Non Blondes

I think most of us growing up in the 80's noticed later that a lot of our favorite shows had some subtext that we didn't quite understand until we were older. He-Man might be the one exception. A muscular, pretty blond with a pageboy haircut and gladiator gear who wrestled other oiled-up beefcake types, hmmm...

Watch this video and remove all doubt about the homoeroticism of He-Man. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Stewie "Subservient Chicken" Griffin

Stewie now has his own "Subservient Chicken" style website. Tell him what to do!

So far, typing in "broccoli" and "mass murder" have yielded the best results.

Cliff Huxtable sweaters

I have a passion for bad sweaters. At my old job, one of my coworkers declared it "Bad Sweater Day" for my last day and had people wear their best bad sweaters. I had to share this one I'm watching on eBay. Bad Sweater Guy is going to be so jealous.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

DC public nudity group advertising for female members

Color me shocked. I'm going to HAVE to contact these people out of sheer curiosity.

Monday, September 19, 2005

Yes, we're 12

Stumble Upon is a great resource for finding new sites, especially when you're afflicted with ADD to the level that we are. Bored with a site? Just hit the Stumble button and you have a new one in the genre of your choosing.
Thanks to Stumble, we can find dumb cartoons such as this one from Spamusement that made us laugh out loud.

Filmstrip International: "You're an asshole"

The sheer beauty of this video and the lyrics of the song brought tears to my eyes.

Arrgh, matey!

In honor of National 'Talk Like a Pirate Day', here is a wonderful vocabulary list. Savvy?

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Spears' little Cletus Jr.

I hate the fact that this was all over the news this morning. Really, really makes me wish Bill Hicks was still around to comment:

"Trailer parks all over America filling up with little miracles. Thunk!, thunk!, thunk! Look at all my little miracles. Filling up my trailer like a sardine can. Look at them."

"You know what would be a little miracle? If I could remember your daddy's name. I guess I'll have to call you Trucker Jr. Background Dancer Jr. That's all I remember about your daddy was his fuzzy little pot belly riding on top of me shooting his caffeine ridden semen into my belly to produce my little water head miracle baby child. Thunk. There's your brother, Pizza Delivery Boy Jr. Married When Drunk In Vegas Jr., thunk! here's your other brother, thunk here's your other brother, Will Work For Food Jr."

Actually, Titney's not so bad. If Jessica Simpleton or Paris Hilton ever give birth, Satan will actually come to earth and take out the human race.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Peaches rocks! Support stem cell research

I've loved Peaches since I heard the first few bars of "Fuck the Pain Away." She rivals only Wesley Willis with her lyrics:

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches,
What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

Her crotch shots, her duet with Iggy Pop, her unshaved armpits - this woman is my idol!

Just when I thought I couldn't love her more, I received the following email:

Hi Friends and Fans

My sister has had Multiple Sclerosis for 17 years. She is wheelchair bound and has very aggressive-progressive form of MS. There is no cure. She is my hero and my best friend.

It is so hard to see this happen to her.

Stem cell research is one way to possibly figure out a cure for MS and many other illnesses that effect up to 110 million people. But Bush has vowed to veto any additional funding of stem cell research. All the bill in the US asks for is to have access to the 8,000 embryos that are discarded by fertility clinics every year. What's even more ridiculous about Bush's proposed veto is that there is a provision in the bill that gives the donors the option of having their embryo discarded or used for medical research. Even though this bill looks like it will be passed in the senate, Bush has vowed over and over again to veto it. For the record this would be the first time in office that Bush has vetoed a bill.

My brother-in-law Eric has started a national program called WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES wondering whether President Bush might just feel differently if it affected his family. Eric has asked you to send him a pair of old shoes and a letter to Bush saying why you think Stem cell research is important and he in turn will send all the shoes and letters to Bush.

Thanks for reading this and i hope you send your old shoes and the letter soon.

xxx Peaches

( Just to let you all know im in the studio and finishing up my new record.
I am so excited. love it love it love it!!! )


Here is my brother-in-law's address....

Eric Yaverbaum
Walk A Mile In My Shoes
C/o Jericho Communications
304 Hudson Street, Ste. 700
New York, NY 10013

For more info contact:


I'll do anything for Peaches, especially now that I know she supports stem cell research.

Friday, September 09, 2005

As if we needed another reason to despise Santorum

Another great example of the oxymoron that is compassionate conservatism. Apparently, resident moron and frothy mixture Rick "Man-on-Dog" Santorum compared the recent experiences of homeless New Orleans residents to summer camp and said, "Isn't this kind of fun?"

(Remember, this is the same guy who likened gay sex to beastiality. That's some logic, there pal. Can you say, "closet case?" Yeah. I knew you could.)

The pale males that run this country couldn't be more out of touch or less compassionate. Let some of the evacuees move into your house, Rick, and you go have fun at "camp."

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Helping Katrina victims

Because I can't afford to give much money, I am going to try and donate items and my free time. We just got evacuees from New Orleans here in DC and I'd like to encourage everyone to help however you can! Personally, I'm going to try to help out the folks over at the Armed Forces Retirement Home. The one in Biloxi was destroyed, so many of the veterans are here in DC now.

The government has barely done anything, but the people have and will continue to do so.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Keith Olbermann on the Bush administration's response to the "city of Louisiana"

This is the most eloquent rant I have ever heard. Olbermann's genius editorial should be required viewing material. It's not bad enought that Condaleeza "Kindasleazy" Rice was busy seeing a Broadway show and buying designer shoes while the Gulf Coast was being ravaged. That's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this administration's unforgivable lack of response to the tragedies on the Gulf Coast. These are the same asshats who claimed they would protect us if we voted for them. Well, I didn't vote for them, not that it mattered. I hope those that did will FINALLY see why it was such a horrible choice and help us get these greedy, worthless, lying bastards out in '08.

Johnny Rotten disses Bono

Ha! I don't give a frog's fat ass that he's a sellout. He's brutally honest about everything and everyone, never tries to make nice and takes no prisoners. I love Johnny Rotten and Bono is a phony, pretentious ass.

Monday, September 05, 2005

eBay auction: My Girlfriend Cheated On Me With A Devil-Worshiping Midget

This has got to be the greatest eBay auction ever. Only in West Virginia:


This guy is now selling unflattering pics of the ex on eBay.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Gas Buddy! Find the cheapest gas near you

If biking and walking are out of the question, this comes in handy. Type in your zip code and find the cheapest gas prices near you.