Friday, November 25, 2005

Vice Magazine's "Do's and Don't's"

We here at RA love Vice Magazine. If nothing else, it introduced us to the wonders of TV Carnage. Now they have their glorious "Do's and Don't's." Forget that shit you see in the back of women's magazines that tell you not to wear white after Labor Day or other unimportant bullshit. These are do's and don't's you can actually use, such as not pissing yourself when you pass out and not trying to act sexy when you do drunken karaoke in a wool hat. Let's face it, we've all been there.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

"Burn in hell, Mr. President"

This columnist is seething over Shrub using Veterans' Day as an opportunity to continue to promote his ridiculous Iraq war. This is the best rant I've read in ages.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Photoshop contest: Movie Poster Mashup

Some of these are just freakin' brilliant.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Peter Griffin singing "Rock Lobster"

This one's for Michele!

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Random pic: Yikes!

I love the Livejournal random photo generator, but every now and then I run across a photo that makes me wince. Honestly, why would anyone publicize a photo this ugly?

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Another wonderful eBay item

Farts in a jar!

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Pale Force!

Hilarious clip of Jim Gaffigan on Conan O'Brien, plugging his latest "action flick" starring himself with Conan as super heroes who fight crime with the force of their pale skin and laser-shooting nipples.

Banned clip from "Family Guy"

I thought I had seen all of the banned clips from this show, but this is a new one for me. I can't believe anyone would even attempt to air this! NSFW.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Random pic: Jada Pinkett-Smith's scary stomach

Dayum, Jada! Iggy Pop called. He wants his torso back.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Golden Retriever gives birth to green puppy

You can't make this shit up.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Plan your trip to Aruba now!

Natalee Holloway's mother is joined by moron Alabama governor Bob Riley in calling for a complete boycott of Aruba. I'm sorry for her loss, but trying to punish an entire country for the awful actions of a few is just absurd. Millions go missing every year and fucking over an entire nation of innocent people is not going to bring your party-girl daughter back. Fuck Holloway-Twitty and bring on the tickets to Aruba.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Random pic. Ron Jeremy rules.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Random Pic: The only worthwhile Easter tradition

Bad news for you Christians: Easter was canceled this year. Seriously. They found the body.

I don't care how stupid it sounds. Coloring eggs is a lot of fun. Especially if you can bling 'em out like this.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Basic Spongemonkey

I don't think this was Photoshopped.

GOP leaders to Shrub: Your presidency is effectively over

Even though it will never happen, it's nice to hear that scumbag's own allies are turning on him. Now if we could just get the Dems to develop some testicular fortitude, we'll be in business.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Buy Vincent Gallo's sperm

Vincent Gallo, the egomaniacal director of uber-bomb The Brown Bunny, is selling his sperm for $1 million. You could probably buy some off Chloe Sevigny for a few bumps of crystal meth.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Digusting Bridezilla

As a recently married couple, we'd like to say that if either of us ever acted like this, someone would at least say something, if not hit us in the face with a bag of hot coins. The crap this woman pulls is just disgusting.

Image is from Gallery of the Absurd.

Free Robot Sex

Still trying to clean up and recover from the Halloween party. Here's the random photo for today!