Random Aggression pic of the day

In honor of tomorrow's big ass Halloween party, here's a costume from the dollar store.

Hilarious eBay auction

This is the funniest eBay auction I've seen since the wedding dress guy. It's an auction for leather pants. Here's an excerpt:

You are bidding on a mistake.

We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of grandma.

And we buy leather pants.

I can explain these pants and why they are in my possession. I bought them many, many years ago under the spell of a woman whom I believed to have taste. She suggested I try them on. I did. She said they looked good. I wanted to have a relationship of sorts with her. I’m stupid and prone to impulsive decisions. I bought the pants.

Be sure to scroll down and read the questions from members.


Thanks to Scott!

Random pic

I need to start carrying around these flags with his face on them. I can think of many places to stick them.

Silly "Girls P3WND" video

This is a compilation video of girls falling off moonbounces, getting into bike wrecks and just being clumsy in general. I hope one of my snowboarding accidents winds up on one of these videos someday.

Cruel thing to do to a PETA member

If this clip is real, then it's cruel, and pants-wettingly funny. This very effeminate PETA member goes into an animal-testing lab and well, see for yourself.

Craigslist: do my laundry, get a blowjob

(sniff.) I've been doing other people's laundry for years now, for free.

Scariest Jack 'o Lantern you'll see this year

Just made this stencil from DeLay's creepy mugshot. This will definitely scare children. Click on the thumbnail for a full-sized version you can print out and use for your pumpkin.

Balloon Jesus

A savior that causes static cling and whose mortal enemy is a safety pin. That's my kind of religion.

DeLay's mug shot

He has one of those faces that just begs to be kicked in.

Angles are everything

This was sent to me with the subject line, "Buy the photographer a beer!"
God, I hate this guy so much I can taste bile.

Worst Halloween Costumes of All Time

I really hate this site, but I must admit that this is a funny feature.

9. Vlad the HIV Positive Vampire

8. Bonzo the Wacky, Pedophiliac Clown

7. Mr. Carbon Monoxide Poisoning

6. Jihad Joe (comes complete with Koran & working suicide belt )

5. Peaches the Lovable, Coprophagic Puppy

4. Captain Shanker

3. The Scotch & Blow Kid

2. Randy: Your Overage Internet Pal

1. Sudsy the Alcoholic, Herpes-riddled Moose

Cute futbol guy

I love the Livejournal random photo generator. Most of the stuff there involves ugly white kids throwing watered-down gang signs, but every now and then you find a real gem. This little guy is just too awesome. I normally hate kids, but I'd steal this one if I could.

Scientology: You Are A Fucking Moron

The following site has been bombarded by complaints and threats of legal action by followers of Scientology. Last time I checked, parody was protected by the first amendment, so these people really shouldn't do a damned thing to change their site. Let's help them keep up the great work!

Be sure to scroll down and watch the "You Are Fucking Morons" video. It explains the basics of Scientology and why they believe in stuff like "body thetans."

Wanted: Sinners

Awesome. Simply awesome.

"Camel Toads"

This news clip made us laugh out loud. Thanks to Deanna!

Random Pic - The Philosopher

Hmm, I always thought God was a pimped-out Geo Metro, but I could be wrong.

Conservatives finally admitting Iraq war was a mistake

No shit? Really? You can't convince me they're JUST NOW realizing it was a mistake. Why was it a mistake? Because they always knew it was wrong but they didn't think of the consequences? Do these asshat draft-dodgers actually care that so many of our loved ones have been killed for nothing? I imagine it's probably the sinking approval ratings more than anything. This war was always wrong; it was always for oil. We're ready to kill for the last measly drop of oil on earth just so we can keep driving our big fucking SUVs to the big fucking mall. This was a war based on greed and never should have happened. Democrats need to develop some balls and Republicans need to develop souls.

Random pic of the day

I think I met this guy when I was waiting tables at a sports bar in Alabama.

Why Mississippi wasn't looted

Random pic of the day. I hate that our blog has recently turned to random pictures for amusement. Not that we have any real traffic, but it's still nice to have real content. I do apologize for having no real content. We'll be out of touch for the next few days, but I promise to have something interesting when we come back.

Random pic of the day

If your friends pass out, it is your duty to fuck with them.

Video of Cocaine Kate

No one was shocked that an emaciated model did cocaine. I was surprised after seeing this video that she did it so blatantly in front of a roomful of people and a camera.

Awesome hockey fans

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Ninjas against Bush

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Mr. Bean does Baywatch

Random pic of the day. This one makes us laugh out loud every time we see it.